Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Defense Secretary Rumsfeld sees growth in Gilead stake - Oct. 31, 2005

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Wow, it just doesn't stop, does it? Imagine the conversation:

Rummy: I know how to deflect the media off of the Plame investigation. I've got a great strategy!

Bush (anxious to leave for his 2,000th vacation of the year): Hurry up. This better be good, I'm late for my vacation.

Rummy: Oh, it's good. We create FEAR, PANIC, and PANDEMONIUM over the Bird Flu. Then, when all this Plame nonsense is forgotten, we make out like banchies. Guess who makes Tamifu? (he laughs a Butthead-like laugh) Gilead!

Bush: (On his way out the door and laughing a Beevis-like laugh). Rummy, ma good ol' boy, ya did it agin. Heh heh heh.

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