"No Exit" Starring President Bush

CLICK TO READ & WATCH VIDEO: BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Door thwarts quick exit for Bush

I can see it now. A Broadway Production of Sartre's "No Exit" starring President Bush. A dark comedy. Or maybe Theatre of the Absurd.

Seriously, the poor guy couldn't bare one more "reaaalllly haaarrrrd" question from U.S. reporters at a news conference in Beijing on Sunday, so he decided to make a dash for the exit stage right. And that's when things got really entertaining. Click here to watch the fun.