Friday, June 16, 2006

Dumber than Dubya?

Stephen Colbert may have just discovered the next guy idiotic enough to out-stupid George, qualifying him to become the next Republican presidential candidate.

He's none other than Congressman Lynn A. Westmoreland, "representing" (you'll understand why I put that in quotes in a minute) the 8th District of Georgia.

Colbert is brilliant and Westmoreland, well, he's in a class all by himself.

MUST SEE: The Colbert Report

Colbert: You have not introduced a single piece of legislation since you entered Congress.

Westmoreland: That's correct.

Colbert: This has been called a do nothing Congress. Is it safe to say you're the do nothingest?

Westmoreland: I, I, ..Well there's one other do nothiner. I don't know who that is, but they're a Democrat.

Colbert: What can we get rid of to balance the budget?

Westmoreland: The Dept. of Education.

Colbert: What are the Ten Commandments?

Westmoreland: You mean all of them?--Um... Don't murder. Don't lie. Don't steal Um... I can't name them all.

You really have to see this guy to believe it.

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