He's none other than Congressman Lynn A. Westmoreland, "representing" (you'll understand why I put that in quotes in a minute) the 8th District of Georgia.
Colbert is brilliant and Westmoreland, well, he's in a class all by himself.
MUST SEE: The Colbert Report
Excerpts:
Colbert: You have not introduced a single piece of legislation since you entered Congress.
Westmoreland: That's correct.
Colbert: This has been called a do nothing Congress. Is it safe to say you're the do nothingest?
Westmoreland: I, I, ..Well there's one other do nothiner. I don't know who that is, but they're a Democrat.
Colbert: What can we get rid of to balance the budget?
Westmoreland: The Dept. of Education.
Colbert: What are the Ten Commandments?
Westmoreland: You mean all of them?--Um... Don't murder. Don't lie. Don't steal Um... I can't name them all.
You really have to see this guy to believe it.
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