Saturday, January 07, 2006

Shopping Language & Photo Opping


Get this. None other than our esteemed Chief Ignoramus, yesterday announced plans to "boost foreign-language study in the United States."

Shouldn't he start with a plan for himself to learn English first?

"This program is a part of a strategic goal, and that is to protect this country," Bush said.

Uh huh. How many years has it taken him to figure out that we need more graduates who can speak Arabic, Farsi, and other foreign languages to join our intelligence community? I seem to recall a need for such a program immediately following 9/11.

In his typically too little too late current diversionary propaganda effort to convince Americans he is "protecting us" while, in reality, he has been spying on us instead, the Supreme Storyteller of the Land is desperately attempting to change his persona from an arrogant dimwit into a competant, open-minded leader. (Hey, he invited all those VIP Dems to the White House for a photo op, didn't he??)

Forgive the coffee flying out of my nose from laughing.

Almost 2 years into his second term, and he's still campaigning for President! READ MY LIPS--You already GOT the job -- now you're supposed to DO it!

But that would be asking an awful lot ... I anticipate another thrashing-brush-on-the-ranch psychotic episode in Shrub's very near future ... all this campaigning is soooo harrrrrrd.

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