The Unknown Candidate: Kerry Zings Bush

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Kerry Zings Bush

Kerry's "QUOTE OF THE WEEK":

"The Bush administration is wondering when Iraq will have a functioning government. I want to know when we're going to have a functioning government."

Kerry's "10-POINT PLAN":

"Tell the truth. Fire the incompetents. Find Osama bin Laden and secure our ports and our homeland. Bring our troops home from Iraq. Obey the law and protect our civil rights," Mr. Kerry said in ticking off his list, which also included supporting health care, education, lobbying reform and alternatives to oil, as well as reducing the deficit.

Kerry Razzes the Religious Right:

"I will tell you, nowhere in there, nowhere, not in one page, not in one phrase uttered and reported by the Lord Jesus Christ, can you find anything that suggests that there is a virtue in cutting children from Medicaid and taking money from the poor and giving it to the rich."

The Attack Dogs Respond:

"John Kerry deserves credit for continuing to take himself so seriously, despite the fact that no one else does," said a spokeswoman for the RNC, Tracey Schmitt.