Friday, December 16, 2005

John Dingell's Jolly Holiday Jingle


Congressman John D. Dingell (Dem-MI) recited the following poem on the floor of the US House of Representatives concerning House Resolution 579, which expressed that the symbols and traditions of Christmas should be protected. This ditty is the perfect retort to the slew of conservative talk show hosts -- like Fox New's Bill O'Reilly -- who refuse to stop yammering about their newest and 'stupidest' manufactured issue: "Preserving Christmas."

Dingell's Jingle

"Twas the week before Christmas and all through the House
No bills were passed ‘bout which Fox News could grouse;
Tax cuts for the wealthy were passed with great cheer,
So vacations in St. Barts soon would be near;

Katrina kids were nestled all snug in motel beds,
While visions of school and home danced in their heads;
In Iraq our soldiers needed supplies and a plan,
Plus nuclear weapons were being built in Iran;

Gas prices shot up, consumer confidence fell;
Americans feared we were on a fast track to…well…
Wait--- we need a distraction--- something divisive and wily;
A fabrication straight from the mouth of O’Reilly

We can pretend that Christmas is under attack
Hold a vote to save it--- then pat ourselves on the back;
Silent Night, First Noel, Away in the Manger
Wake up Congress, they’re in no danger!

This time of year we see Christmas every where we go,
From churches, to homes, to schools, and yes…even Costco;
What we have is an attempt to divide and destroy,
When this is the season to unite us with joy

At Christmas time we’re taught to unite,
We don’t need a made-up reason to fight
So on O’Reilly, on Hannity, on Coulter, and those right wing blogs;
You should just sit back, relax…have a few egg nogs!

‘Tis the holiday season: enjoy it a pinch
With all our real problems, do we honestly need another Grinch?

So to my friends and my colleagues I say with delight,
A merry Christmas to all,
and to Bill O’Reilly…Happy Holidays."

To see and hear Rep. Dingell recite his poem, click here: Link to Dingle Poetry Reading

Happy Holidays!

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