Monday, May 22, 2006

Unknown Candidate Vacationing in Undisclosed Location

The Unknown Candidate has gone to unknown whereabouts for unknown reasons and is suspending any posting for an unknown period of time.

(No, the NSA isn't after me--yet, er, at least I hope not.)

If you happen to catch a glimpse of The Unknown Candidate during your own travels, please leave a clue to his whereabouts in the comment section. Better yet, send a picture!

If you happen to discover the Unknown Candidate's identity ... well, that would be most interesting ....



rimone said...

have a great time. :-)

SamuelAlito said...

Enjoy yourself.

And don't forget, if your election gets kicked upstairs to us, my charge is $150,000. It's a lot for one vote, but it's one that will actually count.

The Unknown Candidate said...

Thanks, Rimone.

Mighty generous offer from you, Sam, since I wasn't exactly your biggest fan. But hey, no hard feelings, right? Right??