Be afraid. Be very afraid. Terrorist E. Coli, of unknown fascist religious affiliations, has thus far attacked eight states, killing at least one person, leaving 50 others sick.
This dangerous killer employs biological warfare against his victims, hiding out in innocent looking bags of fresh spinach, and attacking when unsuspecting victims bite into a nice, fresh, leafy-green salad.
Sources say E. Coli trained at al Qaida training camps in Afghanistan and even took part in one of Bin Laden's cave-side dinners.
THE FDA WARNS: Be on the lookout for E. Coli, and Do Not Eat Bagged Spinach!!!
Read: F.D.A. Warns Against Spinach After E. Coli Cases
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