Sunday, April 08, 2007

BREAKING: George W. Bush Presidential Library Destroyed By Flood


Crawford, Texas (AP) -- February 20th, 2007

A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of his books were kept. Both of the books have been lost.

A presidential spokesperson said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.

The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was no answer.

Photo Credit: Oct. 16, 1999. Sonya Frazier, left, and Marin Gow, kindergartners at Kimball Elementary School, listen to presidential candidate George Bush read a story to their class. Rick Giase/P-I

1 comment:

sonobono said...

Didn't I read somewhere that Bush's favorite was a 'fart' book?