Saturday, August 26, 2006

Tattoo Nation

In today's NY Times op ed, Brooksie reduces nonconformity and trend-setting to conservatism. In his view, if you set out to 'do your own thing,' and mainstream culture adapts it, well, it means you are now diminished because of it. Un huh.

I see it differently. There are leaders and there are followers. The leaders lead, and the followers follow. I admire non-conformists, because they tend to be the leaders. When non-conformity becomes "cool" to mainstream society, fashion slaves follow, creating a trend. Does that mean the trend-setter is any less progressive for setting the trend? I think not.

Is it any wonder that Brooksie -- a pseudo-intellectual, mainstream, conservative hack -- demeans independent thinking and creativity -- which in the case of tattoos, as in most trends (hip hop, rap, torn jeans, etc.), originated in the sub-culture only to be adapted and commercialized by elitist, corporate America?

Nonconformity Is Skin Deep
By David Brooks
The New York Times
We now have to work under the assumption that every American has a tattoo. Whether we are at a formal dinner, at a professional luncheon, at a sales conference or arguing before the Supreme Court, we have to assume that everyone in the room is fully tatted up — that under each suit, dress or blouse, there is at least a set of angel wings, a barbed wire armband, a Chinese character or maybe even a fully inked body suit. We have to assume that any casual antitattoo remark will cause offense, even to those we least suspect of self-marking.

Everybody who has been to the beach this summer has observed that tattoos are now everywhere. There are so many spider webs, dolphins, Celtic motifs and yin-yang images spread across the sands, it looks like a New Age symbology conference with love handles.

A study in The Journal of the American Academy of Dermatology showed that about 24 percent of Americans between the ages of 18 and 50 have at least one tattoo, up from about 15 percent in 2003. Thirty-six percent of those between 18 and 29 have a tattoo. Pretty soon you’ll go to the beach and find that only the most hardened nonconformists will be unmarked. Everybody else will be decorated with gothic-lettered AARP logos and Katie Couric 4-EVER tributes, and Democrats will have their Kerry-Edwards bumper stickers scratched across their backs so even their morticians will know which way they voted.

The only person without one of those Pacific Northwest Indian tribal graphics scrawled across his shoulder will be a lone 13-year-old skater scoffing at all the bourgeois tattoo fogies.

Traditional religions have generally prohibited tattoos on the grounds they encourage superficial thinking (what’s on the surface is not what matters). But it turns out that tattoos are the perfect consumer items. They make people feel better about themselves. Just as Hummers make some people feel powerful, tattoo-wearers will talk (and talk and talk and talk) about how their tattoos make them feel strong, free, wild and unique.

In a forthcoming essay in The American Interest, David Kirby observes that there are essentially two types of tattoo narratives, the Record Book and the Canvas. Record Book tattoos commemorate the rites of passage in a life. Canvas tattoos are means of artistic expression.

So some people will have their kids’ faces tattooed across their backs, or the motorcycle that belonged to a now-dead friend, or a fraternity, brigade or company logo. In a world of pixelated flux, these tattoos are expressions of commitment — a way to say that as long as I live, this thing will matter to me. They don’t always work out — on the reality show “Miami Ink” a woman tried to have her “I will succeed thru Him” tattoo altered after she grew sick of religion — but the longing for permanence is admirable.

Other people are trying to unveil their wild side. They’re taking advantage of the fact that tattoos are associated with felons, bikers and gangstas. They’re trying to show that far from being the dull communications majors they appear to be, they are actually free spirits — sensual, independent, a little dangerous.

The problem is that middle-class types have been appropriating the symbols of marginalized outcasts since at least the 1830’s. This is no longer a way to express individuality; it’s a way to be part of the mob. Today, fashion trends may originate on Death Row, but it takes about a week and a half for baggy jeans, slut styles and tattoos to migrate from Death Row to Wal-Mart.

What you get is a culture of trompe l’oeil degeneracy. People adopt socially acceptable transgressions — like tattoos — to show they are edgy, but inside they are still middle class. You run into these candy-cane grunge types: people with piercings and inkings all over their bodies who look like Sid Vicious but talk like Barry Manilow. They’ve got the alienated look — just not the anger.

And that’s the most delightful thing about the whole tattoo fad. A cadre of fashion-forward types thought they were doing something to separate themselves from the vanilla middle classes but are now discovering that the signs etched into their skins are absolutely mainstream. They are at the beach looking across the acres of similar markings and learning there is nothing more conformist than displays of individuality, nothing more risk-free than rebellion, nothing more conservative than youth culture.

Another generation of hipsters, laid low by the ironies of consumerism.

Photo credit: David Brooks. (The New York Times)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

amazing how clueless he is--he's about 15 years too late to the tattoo thing. (the subject of body modification is very near and dear to me)

personally i tend to look up to the oldsters among us who still manage to live and think independently, tats, piercings or not.

god, what an asshole--i'd love to slap the ship outta him, first for this ridiculous column, then for all the rest.

lessseee...next year, maybe he'll get to noserings on people, multi-colored hair and long hair on men (not counting southern dickwads w/their mullets).

fuckin asshole.

Anonymous said...

So, Mr Brooks, I have a question for you...

How many of the Israelis that died in the terror attacks of 911 had tattoos?

If that one is too hard, how about...

How many Muslims that died in the terror attacks of September 11, 2001 had tattoos?

For my part, I just can't help wondering why the members of the group that attacked lost more people than their sworn enemies. For all their damnable tactical skill, they certainly failed to accomplish their goals.

If the first two questions stump you, help me with the third.

Anonymous said...

99% of the time I can't stand Brooks. However, in this matter I pretty much agree with him. It's true that his "insights" are old news and another example of his trademark shtick of taking one example of pop culture or contemporary trend and trying to use it as a proof of something larger and more "significant". He IS a dickhead, but all of the tattoo-wearing members of "the non-conformists club" are clowns as well in my opinion.

Anonymous said...

the tattoo-wearing members of "the non-conformists club" are clowns as well in my opinion.

dear anonymous coward, thanks for the compliment. i proudly wear my tats, piercings, multi-colored hair et al and for decades (and i'll bet anything i'm older than you as well).

and if you don't like it, go to Russia *in a Homer Simpson voice*

oh wait--never mind. i imagine you're in the States. have fun!

The Unknown Candidate said...

LOL. Touché, Rimone!